happyplankton

/hap·ee·plank·tuhn/

noun

1. Matt. One person. Does websites, SEO, and digital ads for NZ small businesses - at prices you'll actually understand.
2. What you find after you've had enough of paying an agency to confuse you.

adjective

Straight-talking. Fixed-price. Answers its own phone.

antonym

agency

usage

"No more wondering what we're paying for. Fixed price, delivered exactly as promised."

origin

Invercargill, New Zealand. (Yes, really.)

noun, uncountable

You're not short of options. You're short of straight answers.

The digital world has never been more complicated - or more full of people ready to charge you for the confusion.

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The Jargon Tax

They'll tell you there's a lot you haven't thought of yet - and probably won't understand. Then they'll charge you to explain it. Complexity isn't a problem they're solving. It's a service they're selling.

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The Middleman Markup

First there's a discovery session. Then a retainer. By the time anything gets built, you've committed to something expensive and difficult to get out of - and you still haven't spoken to the person doing the work.

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The Silent Website

They promised continuous improvement and data-driven results. Six months later you're still waiting for the numbers to "mature" - and the monthly invoice keeps arriving whether anything changes or not.

It shouldn't be this hard for a small business to have a decent online presence. You want a website you're proud of, advertising that makes sense, and someone who answers your calls. That's not too much to ask.

proper noun

Web design & digital marketing for NZ small businesses

Most local agencies won't tell you what a website costs until you've sat through a discovery session. I skip that part. Book a free 15-minute call and I'll give you a straight answer - no Growth-Driven Design frameworks, no compounding brand ecosystems. Just plain English and a fixed price.

I'm Matthew Hancock, based in Invercargill. happyplankton exists because the agency model is broken - and small NZ businesses deserve better.

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NZ businesses helped
$0
Hidden fees, ever
100%
Fixed-price work
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Lock-in contracts
Fixed prices - you'll always know what you're paying before work begins
No lock-in retainers - you stay because the work is good, not because you have to
Direct communication - you'll always deal directly with me, not an account manager
Plain English - no jargon, no confusion, no Googling what the invoice means
End-to-end delivery - one person manages the whole project, start to finish
verb, transitive

Three steps to a digital presence that works

I've made this as simple as possible - because it should be.

Step 1
Book a free consultation

A 15-minute video call. No scripts, no sales pitch - just a genuine conversation about your business and what's holding your online presence back.

Step 2
Get a clear plan

I'll scope your project in plain English with a fixed price. You know exactly what you're getting, what it costs, and when it'll be done.

Step 3
Launch and start winning

Your new website or campaign goes live. Enquiries come in. You get back to running your business, with ongoing support available when you need it.

Book your free consultation
verb

Everything your business needs online. Nothing it doesn't.

Fixed prices, no retainers. You choose what you need.

Websites

Custom-built, fast, mobile-ready websites that look the part and bring in enquiries. Brochure sites to full eCommerce.

SEO

Get found in the Google searches that matter to your business. Honest, long-term optimisation with plain-English reporting.

Google Ads

Pay for clicks that turn into customers. I manage your campaigns so your budget goes further and results are trackable.

Meta Ads

Facebook and Instagram advertising that reaches the right people for your business. Creative, targeting, and budget management included.

Website Care

Ongoing updates, security, backups and support so your site stays fast, safe, and current. Simple monthly agreement, no lock-in, cancel any time.

Not sure what you need?

Book a free consultation and I'll work it out with you. No pressure, no pitch - just honest advice about what's right for your business.

I also manage domains, email hosting, and other digital odds and ends for existing clients - just ask.

examples, cited

Built to perform, not just impress

A selection of recent projects across Southland, Otago and beyond.

Tile Centre Southland website by happyplankton
Website
Tile Centre Southland
Colonial on Tay Motels website by happyplankton
Website
Colonial on Tay Motels
Tomizone LinkedIn optimisation by happyplankton
LinkedIn Optimisation
Tomizone
usage, in context

What New Zealand businesses say

Real clients. Real results.

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Matt has been wonderful to work with. We have been thrilled with what he has done for us and would highly recommend his services.

Jim BurnsThe Web Stars
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Having worked with Matt for almost 20 years, I can highly recommend his services. We have built more than 30 websites together. Matt is reliable and efficient - a great person to have on your team.

Nat DavisThe Folio
J

Matt's diligence is matched only by his ingenuity. The ability to carefully listen and provide work that gives you not just what you asked for but what you really need is a rare skill. Matt has this skill and many more. I highly recommend him.

James LoveLinkedIn recommendation
antonym, expanded

happyplankton vs an agency

If you're looking for a big team, a fancy pitch deck, and a retainer agreement - this probably isn't the right fit. If you want straight answers, fixed prices, and no lock-in, keep reading.

The thing Agency happyplankton
Who you talk to Account manager (who briefs the team) Matt. Just Matt.
Pricing Quoted on request, often hourly Fixed price, upfront
Contracts 12-month minimum, typically Month-to-month, no lock-in
Reporting PDF decks full of graphs Plain English, what actually matters
Overheads you're paying for Office, staff, ping-pong table None. Just the work.
Bartercard Probably not Yes - trade dollars welcome
imperative

Stop wondering. Start winning.

The longer you wait, the more customers find someone else. Book a free consultation today - no pressure, no pitch, just a real conversation about what's possible for your business.

Book your free consultation
Free 15-minute video call · No obligation · Plain English guaranteed